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Weeeeeeeeeee are the champions, my friends
And Bonds is a loser, like Nieporent
Cos cheaters are jailbirds
And we are the champions,
of TEH WOOORRRRRRRRRRLD!!!!!1!!
But I don't care! So I've Piazza-fied myself or something? Who cares! The point is that this is a terrible day for Bonds and his hacktastic defenders. They are crushed!! Wicked people who cheat or knowingly defend cheaters because of tribalism, glibertarianism, or whatever bugfukk-insane reason, have been completely humiliated and it couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch of victims!!! Baseball might be saved!!! Stupid and evil people have been trounced!!!
EAT IT, COBAGS!!! "I am laughing at the superior intellect"!!!
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha. It. IS. TO. LARF!!1!!
Yes, please, Kevin!!!
It is almost as good-tasting as the precious salty tears of Bonds' defenders! De-freakin-licious!!!!!
Bwahahahahahahahaha. ZOMG!!! ZM f-ing G!!! This is the greatest day in baseball history!!! Overload. Pleasure Overload!!1! Karma really does come back on cheaters and despicable human beings! The only thing that could be better news in this vein is if I heard that a socialist of Arab descent waterboarded David Neosporin before bulldozing his house!
And you also know that even the worst Yankees fans are like saints when compared to the goat-blowing, Nazi-snotzi, child molesters who comprise the vast majority of Mets Nation and the entirety of Cubs Nation.
<blockquote>Now that I have banned BL, please take notice of the weaselly way in which I related this news to the site -- which is part and parcel of my general theme as administrator; I'm Comrade Arbitrary and Capricious to you, mishka. By pure accident I have managed to remove, under the most specious reasoning, the main opposition to the ideological beliefs nearest to my heart. Now I, Commissar Furtado, do joyfully proclaim the menace expelled, so that we may return to the politburo's "free discussion" circle-jerk in which saber inevitably roolz and traditional inevitably droolz, posthaste, all under the exalted banner of Comrade James, Hero of the Saber Revolution!
PS - Thanks for the assist, Commissar Nieporent. Extra vodka rations for you, my friend. Swoboda swoboda!
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